Poopositelock - A Criagslist Hunt

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 08/08/2014 at 14:55 • Filed to: poopositelock

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Show me hilariously terrible finds from your local CL/Kijiji/GumTree

EL_ULY > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 14:58

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4608289859…

Wowzers, how much?

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 14:59

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I checked, yup, its in the "cars" section http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4603668690…

MonkeePuzzle > EL_ULY 08/08/2014 at 15:00

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wow, that is a lot of work that only a very small portion of people will appreciate

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:00

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https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/459095…

Textured Soy Protein > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:00

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My local craigslist has this fucking guy who keeps reposting his " Boxster 911 " ("YES! It is a Porsche S with a Boxter body and a mid engine 911 moter, 911 susension, wheels and brakes. 1999 was the only year made.") over and over again.

Here's the current post . He's jacked up his asking price a few grand since his last attempt.

MonkeePuzzle > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 08/08/2014 at 15:01

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AHHH!!! it's haunted!!! IS THAT A GHOST!?

Dsscats > Textured Soy Protein 08/08/2014 at 15:04

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Wow. This man has 0 idea what an engine is

Textured Soy Protein > Dsscats 08/08/2014 at 15:05

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But he knows what a 'moter' is.

MonkeePuzzle > Textured Soy Protein 08/08/2014 at 15:05

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price going UP! yeah... that'll get it sold

MonkeePuzzle > Textured Soy Protein 08/08/2014 at 15:06

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and susension

Diesel > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:06

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4606354719…

What the fuck happened here? Did this get flooded every hurricane since 98?

Dsscats > Textured Soy Protein 08/08/2014 at 15:07

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Also, they didn't even make a Boxster S in 99. The first year was 2000

Textured Soy Protein > Dsscats 08/08/2014 at 15:09

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HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT THE EXISTENCE OF THE '99 PORSCHE S WITH A BOXTER BODY AND A MID ENGINE 911 MOTER, 911 SUSENSION, WHEELS AND BRAKES.

scoob > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:10

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the NE car scene (I'm in NY but this is in NJ):

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/4554596735…

MonkeePuzzle > Diesel 08/08/2014 at 15:10

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lol, "hon I will just strip it down and repaint it myself, it'll take a day and look incredible!"

MonkeePuzzle > Diesel 08/08/2014 at 15:11

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"have blue title but everyone signed in the wrong places so it will take work to have it transferred" oh man, RUN AWAY!!!

MIATAAAA > EL_ULY 08/08/2014 at 15:12

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WOULD BUY.

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:13

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http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4594818015…

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4590636627…

http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/4608003443…

MIATAAAA > Textured Soy Protein 08/08/2014 at 15:14

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WAIT.

A 911 moter and susension!?!?!?

I'll take 3!!!!

MonkeePuzzle > scoob 08/08/2014 at 15:14

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hrm, thats a tough one, it looks to actually be in decent shape, but body kit and OH LORD that interior that is killing it.

scoob > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:15

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There was an absolutely terrible Civic I posted a while back. Wish I could find it. :c

MonkeePuzzle > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 08/08/2014 at 15:15

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man, I just want to go over and help him give it a good polish!

MIATAAAA > Diesel 08/08/2014 at 15:17

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I love how, on Craigslist, "project car" actually means "giant fuming pile of regurgitated donkey shit".

Diesel > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:17

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Yeah, how the fuck do you make a 16 year old car look like it's 50 years old?

Cebu > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:18

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No, it's a sunflare.

OOH SUNFLARE.

pfftballer > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:20

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http://charlestonwv.craigslist.org/cto/4609305741…

Deranged dude wants $48,000 for a 1998 Corvette. I do like the green though.

MonkeePuzzle > pfftballer 08/08/2014 at 15:21

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LENS FLARE!!!!

n54 & s38 > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:21

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This 2003 BMW M5 right here http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/…

Not because it's a bad car. But because it's obviously been beat to shit and that makes me fucking sad. Especially since it's my favorite E39 M5 color - Le Mans Blue. The leather is cracked and worn to shit. Why wouldn't you take better care of a car like this? :(

MonkeePuzzle > n54 & s38 08/08/2014 at 15:23

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what a couple of simple applications of leather cream over its would have done for its resale value!

pfftballer > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:25

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Also Dale Jr is selling his Monte.

http://charlestonwv.craigslist.org/cto/4604023561…

n54 & s38 > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:25

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Absolutely. At least put in some work to clean it up if you're putting it up for sale. If the stuff you CAN see looks that bad, I shudder to think about the state of the mechanical bits...

MonkeePuzzle > n54 & s38 08/08/2014 at 15:25

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"just turn up the radio and you dont have to listen to the engine ticking"

MIATAAAA > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:28

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This is bad...

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/4599471400…

MIATAAAA > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:39

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Titled "GREAT PROJECT!!"

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/4583058374…

n54 & s38 > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:40

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"That squealing sounds means that the brakes are working extra well!"

MonkeePuzzle > MIATAAAA 08/08/2014 at 15:40

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umm, fire hazards! yeah, I totally trust your electrical installations random CL guy, please let me plug things in!

love all the home made labels too

n54 & s38 > MonkeePuzzle 08/08/2014 at 15:40

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"The brake pedal is supposed to be that soft and squishy. For...uh, modulation purposes"

MonkeePuzzle > MIATAAAA 08/08/2014 at 15:42

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trade only? wonder what they will actually take in trade. "sorry, your ferrari aint worth as much as my whip"

MonkeePuzzle > n54 & s38 08/08/2014 at 15:45

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"its in street mode, when it's in track mode the brakes are crazy tight"